The parents labelled me Vanessa. I'm really a Time Lord disguised as a small chinese kid, but shhh. I've been in this galaxy for 18 years. Currently living in England. 221B Baker Street to be exact.
A few of my favourite pastimes:
~Reveling for hours on end in the ear nectar that is Alex Turner's voice.
~Midnight strolls around the castle under a cloak.
~Long trips in a small giant blue box.
~Battling kids to the death in an arena.
~Fighting with a stick of light.
~Hanging out at Luke's diner.
~Chilling out in Camelot.
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It’s one thing to be agitating as fuck every single freakin’ day but to rip me from my sleep is a whole other story.
Night Flight x Mikko Lagerstedt
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
the joke this time is snapchats and riren or something